What a terrible day!
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Nov. 26th, 2008 | 10:10 am
location: laying on the keyboard
music: the hum of the computer
Today was horrible! Terrible! I've never been so upset in my life! You'll never believe the aweful things that happened to me today!
First, the Human fed me. Now that isn't a bad thing, mind you, but I am fed in a special little room that is all my own. I have my own little bed, my own litter box, and my very own food dishes in there. The Human did so a good job in decorating, I'll give her that. But this is the terrible part: she didn't let me out when I tried to tell her I was finished eating! After I called to her, not loudly, just a gentle call. Well, she must not have heard me, or worse, she was IGNORING me, but she didn't come right away. Well, then I got very upset. I began to cry. I cried and cried until at last I cried myself to sleep in my bed. She FINALLY let me out about 20 minutes later! Its almost a lifetime to be cooped up in there!
Then, the big goofy dog called Apollo was sleeping on the floor. Now, in my opinion, if you sleep on the floor like a carpet, you deserve to get stepped on. So, I stepped on him to get by. He was in my way. Well, that big oaf sat up, looked at me, and...horrors...LICKED me! I had already given myself a bath and now I had to take another one. Well, fortunately Curio saw the whole thing and he helped my get rid of that dog drool.
Well, I had it out for the dog the rest of the day. I was going to get him back, the first chance I got. I stalked him for hours. You know, I am a first rate stalker. I can sit for almost an entire minute before I pounce. Anyway, this time, I was stalking the dog and he was sleeping on the floor again. Now its hard to keep your concentration when you are stalking something that doesn't move, so, I decided to take a power nap so that I could really get him when he woke up. Do you know what happened? When I woke up, he had already woken up and walked away. I had to find him again and find a good place to settle in to stalk him.
So there I was, settled beside a pile of fabrics in a basket the Human had placed there just so I could hide...and she moved it! She picked it up and walked off with it! Something about 'doing laundry', but she left my flank exposed! The big, slobbery dog saw me and he got up and walked towards me! There was no place to hide! There wasn't enough time to scramble under the bed and the dog was blocking the door. I was trapped.
He walked over to me, gave me a sniff which got dog snot all over my beautiful coat, then he licked me AGAIN! I had to give myself another bath! Curio helped me once again.
So I was determined to get him. I was going to pounce all over him, I just had to stalk him one more time. Everything was going my way this time. I had good cover, so I slowly approached him. He was sleeping, and I know its bad form to pounce a sleeping enemy, but I had to get him. So I creeped up on him slowly....slowly....and he woke up! I was in mid pounce! I tried to turn around in mid-air, but I haven't learned how to yet. I landed on his shoulder, so he jumped up and I fell to the ground. I looked up at him and I was going to complain about how he messed up a good pounce, and he looked down and licked me AGAIN!
I spent the whole day taking baths! I'll get him someday, just you wait!